IF YOU’VE EVER WONDERED ABOUT THIS PHOTO, HE DID STEAL THE SHIRT. THAT’S WHY HE LOOKS ALL SHIFTY.
noah! that’s a secret!
HE BROUGHT IT HOME AND HE WAS ALL, “NOAH, GURRRRRL. I DONE STOLE THIS SHIRT BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE MY MAN AND I AIN’T GIVING IT BACK EEEEVER.”
i don’t talk like that.
HE WAS LIKE, “IMMA STICK THIS UNDER MY PILLOW FOR SWEET, SWEET, PINEY DREAMS.”
you’re being ridiculous. that reminds me, though; i haven’t seen that top in a while.
THAT’S BECAUSE I SOLD IT.
you…you what?
EBAY, DUH. YOU’D BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE WANTED A STAR TREK TOP WORN THIN WITH HOLES AND COVERED IN LOVE STAINS.
noah.
YOU’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO CRUSH MY ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT. NEXT YOU’LL BE TELLING ME TO SHUT DOWN MY ETSY SHOP. THESE ZACH QUINTO TOENAIL CLIPPING MOSAICS ARE PRICED TO MOVE.
